Public Static

I've been getting questions from people lately about the name of this site AND my general profile handle "redkinoko". So, as part of my exercise for perfect arrogance, I even dedicated an entire post just for explaining those two things (and for you people to quit bugging me about it with me ending up copy pasting the same explanation over and over again.)

First, Redkinoko. Redkinoko is actually two words. Red and Kinoko, the latter being japanese for mushroom. I first heard of the word kinoko one night while watching a japanese channel. I said to myself wow kinoko...shrooms... wow (I swear, I wasnt stoned when this happened) and decided to attach "red" to it because red mushrooms are cool. Ask Mario and Luigi, they use 'em to make themselves higher all the time, if you catch my drift.

I originally used Redkinoko to name a certain pet spider with a bright red body and one helluva bloodlust - not that spiders have lots of blood. It had a good record too, 6 wins, 0 losses until it died from ant carrion when I accidentally left its matchbox house outside one night.

At that time, I was using another callsign. A few run-ins with shady net folk made me change my username. Anyway, the spider died but the name was too uhh interesting to discard. Since dead things dont need names, I got the name instead and renamed the spider Mr. Krinkles. Im sure he likes it that way too.

So there. Redkinoko.

Next, Public Static.

Public Static is actually part of Java object programming. It's how you say "This object is available for everybody but it cannot be duplicated." Being a Java programmer (this one should be obvious by now), I thought it would be cool to have something related to my field for a title rather than just going with pretending to be deep shit blog titles like "Dark Thoughts" "Sempiternal Ranter" or "The Box of Dreams". Actually, it's not the first name I used on this site - after a while it got tiring to change the BlogTitle and URL every week so I stuck with the last one I made, which turned out to be the most apt one as well.

God I hate lazy people.

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In case you're not sleeping yet - I take it you're still awake because you can read this, I observed strange referrals in my blog logs lately (Bloglogs! hahaha that sucks) that are worth noting. Referrals, in case you dont know what they are, are indicators that tell me where you clicked a link of my site from or if you just typed it out using the uRL bar in the browser. You can check blogmeter at the right side of this page to see what I saw. Anyway, I found rather weird ones today when I checked, both of which came from google.

First weird reference:
Clicked Public Static from http://www.google.com.ph/search?hl=tl&q=kris%20aquino%20wall%20paper&btnG=Hanapin&meta=

As it turns out, my page appears first when looking for Kris Aquino wallpapers in google. Pity that. He was expecting to see a halfnaked kris to put into his desktop, I give him enlightenment in the way only Public Static can deliver - with a bucketload of bullshit. So is that a good thing or a bad thing? He stayed on the site for a few seconds, so I take it he didnt like what he saw.

Tasteless human.

Second weird reference:
Clicked Public Static from http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=maggots%20eating%20flesh%20mpeg&btnG=Search

Is there anything in my site that spells "wretched human fancies" anywhere? Do I put porn here? no. Do I promote devil worship? No. Did I make a haven for Cueshe fans? Hell no.

Given those answers, I'd take it my site is clean and wholesome. BUT NO. A quick search of some sick bastard looking for "Maggots Eating Flesh" MPEG yields my SITE as the best match. WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU GUYS? (lemme do it again hahahaha) How do you relate maggots eating flesh with my writings? Gaah.

And who in the sickest circles of hell logs on to the greatest repository of knowledge known to modern man and thinks "Hmmm I think I want to see corpses slowly being eaten by maggots today. Those things turn me on."? That has got to be the sickest fetish I've heard of.

Ever.

My faith in mankind has fallen to an all time low.

I think it's time to give the spiders a chance at evolution.