In case you're not old enough, or you were still living under a stone during the time it went on air, Doctor Man is the evil emperor of the Gear empire, fighting the Biomic Soldiers in a show called BIOMAN. The show is a kids show that falls under the japanese genre called Sentai, which is basically like hentai, but with the heroes wearing tight shiny polyester suits and helmets instead of the normal nothing-there suits - hence the S instead of H.
But then again, as I've said, I realised there's more to this kids show than meets the eye (of Dr. Man, since he's got only one). I was watching the news the other day when I realized that the reason Dr. Man and the whole Bioman series went off the air was that Doctor Man was up to no good.
How was I able to figure this out? Simple. I took a look at the profile picture of his evil krew and found out that one of his high-ranking henchmen had already penetrated the highest echelons of our government.
Who am I talking about? I'm talking about our vice-president. He's Dr. Man's henchman. Remember how bioman during its initial airing, Magandang Gabi Bayan, Noli de Castro's news show always follows after Bioman and Shaider? That's because he's part OF the cast and he only needs to change costumes.
Here's the ultimate proof. Look for the guy in blue. Note: the pictures came from biomicsoldier.com and sunstar.ph and contain no photoshop editing whatsoever. (you can click it to get the full size)
He may have fooled the lot of us but he's not bullshitting me. I saw through his plastic headgear even back when I was a kid. For all we know, other henchmen in the picture could be controlling our country now. Here is a short description of Meison taken from biomic-soldier.com:
The highest ranking of the Big Three and certainly the most sadistic. He is the one who killed Mika Koizumi with the Bio Negaparticle Gun in episode 10. He is also capable of designing his own weapons such as the tentacle tube in episode 19. He also masterminds an assasination attempt against Doctorman in episode 28. He fires energy bolts from his staff. He is later rebuilt with more formidable weaponry.
Take note that he's a guy who can kill a member of a children's action show and get away with it. Even the badass called Tank in Captain Power couldn't do that. He has tentacles (the japanese symbol of godhood) and he even tries to kill the main antagonist of the show even if he's on the same camp. And he's serving as the vice presidentof our Country.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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3 comments:
oh noes...
Pink 5 became a porn star, along with Annie of Shaider. It's a funny trend, and I have pictures to prove it.
And yes, the bald guy does look like Larry Silva XD We're both growing old. Hahaha
NICE!!! XD
It brought tears of mirth into my eyes. XD
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