Keep it real, Enrile.

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Enrile's about to deliver his speech in the Senate in a few. Everybody's asking what its going to be about. Here are a few possible topics:

5. He's going to tell his 1st person account on who killed ninoy

4. He's going to tell his 1st person account on who killed Lapulapu

3. He'll start selling youth pills

2. He'll be delivering a lecture on the evils of garlic and why stakes to the heart are dangerous things

1. He's going to come out as a lesbian to Tito Boy

ENRILE? Y RLY.
 

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