Funny Tagalog Quotes

Friday, November 12, 2010

Babangon ako't dudurugin kita. Tapos matutulog ako ulit.

Marami ka pang kakaining bigas. Mas marami kung hindi ka marunong magsaing.

Papunta ka pa lang, pabalik na ako. Gusto ko kasing makaupo sa MRT.

Kung ano ang puno, sya ang bunga. Alangan naman hindi, tanga!

Ang hindi marunong tumingin sa pinanggalingan, hindi makararating sa paroroonan - lalo na kung paatras ka pumarada.

Daig ng maagap ang masipag. Kasi kinabukasan, pwede mo nakawin yung ginawa ng masipag.

Ang tumakbo ng matulin, kung matinik ay malalim. At ang nantitinik ng malalim, kailangan tumakbo ng matulin.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait are you being ironic when you said "funny tagalog quotes"? Because I don't think these jokes work. You're hilarious as tear-worthy shit when doing Cracked-like English humor, but these are just, should I say, not NOT horrible. Pinoy jokes, I think, are already in the "Siguro sikat to si Manny Pacquiao." stage.

P.S. Only a real fun can waste time like this, obviously.

Anonymous said...

haha I said fun when I meant fan I'm really funny

REDKINOKO said...

Haha korni ba? We were all laughing when we were making this shit up. By we I meant myself and the voice at the back of my head.

The title's for SEO, and as with most blog post titles nowadays, it's not meant to be factual. (LIES GODDAMN LIES)

A Y M S said...

WAHAHAHAHA! super laugh trip again while reading your blog! these tagalog quotes do work for those with a good sense of humor!

Anonymous said...

Ok I reread "Babangon ako't dudurugin kita. Tapos matutulog ako ulit." And bam I found the punch/laugh that I didn't think was there. The rest, it's still just ee ahh no please he didn't no he didn't. But then we forgive you because of Pilipinas Taas Kamay. And by we I meant I who clearly is the only real reason you're writing stuff like this because it's not like writing's for self first, right (I hope A Y M S read this)? I feel sorry for Poland they won't get the slogan joke. More like this please, but no pressure.

Anonymous said...

.. hahahaha, mas funny ung FAN. :D

Anonymous said...

kornik naman ! mais pa ;)

haha ok na sana .. may kaduqtonq panq mqa baduy na
words nyek nyek !

Anonymous said...

...ahaha! I had so much fun reading your conversations mga bloggers! Ayus yan! Push nyo lang guys!!! :)

 

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