Make The Rain Of Stupid Stop

Friday, March 16, 2007

http://www.comelecncr.com/

If you're 18 and above, a resident of the NCR, and a proud registered voter, you've just been fucked in the ass in a two-man action gangrape by COMELEC and San Miguel Corporation. Inside that website is a list of ALL registered voters in Metro Manila with their complete information including birthdays AND home addresses.

VOTERS LIST + INTERNET + VOTERS LIST + INTERNET + VOTERS LIST + INTERNET =

EPIC STUPID GREATER THAN THAT OF MEL GIBSON'S BRAVEHEART.

Did I say epic? I mean biblical.

This is an outrage. I personally don't want to see my details being seen by strangers from the fucking internet. Last time I checked, I believe we still have this thing called right to PRIVACY.

I have never seen such brandishing of stupid from a government entity since the HKPD grievance group published their list of complaining citizens online last year - and that was accidental. This is like professional, corporate-grade stupid.

What the fuck does San Miguel Corporation have to do with anything elections anyway? We don't even want beer involved during the time when we cast our votes.

FUCK COMELEC.

FUCK SAN MIGUEL.

And if you happen to know anybody from the Comelec WebDesign Team who had the gall to display their unpatriotic faces on the website, give them two slaps for me - preferrably with a baseball bat - preferrably in the softspot at the back of the skull.

For reference here are the names of the champions of Need for SPED:

ROMMEL BURGOS, ARVIN EBOJO, MICHAEL ROBLES
ADELA RAFANAN, WILLAND RAPANUT, & HERSON ROJAS


ARE YOU TOO LAZY TO ENCODE THIS SHIT IN A DATABASE AND DEVELOP A SIMPLE APPLICATION TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM LOOKING AT EACH OTHER'S RECORDS? YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. THERE'S SIX OF YOU AND NONE OF YOU FIGURED THAT SECURITY DETAIL OUT? (yes I'm shouting)

Don't have kids. Stop breathing our air. GTFO of our planet.

To all my friends who loyally visit this page, and to people who have just chanced upon this page by accident but still have the decency to do whats right, if you still have your black hat, now's the time to use your skills for the benefit of many many people. I won't directly say what I want to happen here, but we have to stop this one way or the other.

To the rest of the people, do me a little favor. Send an email to this person so he knows what crime they've done:

ferdinandtrafanan@yahoo.com

That is all. Good day.

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Updates:

Thanks to my friend Rumz, we're now open to the possibility of this being a setup. Here are some points to ponder:

- The page is too slipshod - San Miguel wont be caught dead associated with something so crappy.
- The webdesigner names are also Comelec officials.
- The registry for the domain shows the head guy as head admin. That rarely happens in any org since it's always safe to assume the guy on top has technophobia.

Of course this is all speculation, but the possibility is there. And that doesnt change the fact that the voter's list is REAL.

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Special thanks to Chie and http://malakh.pinoyweb.net

And to think I was preparing something more melancholic for today's post.

19 comments:

rommel said...
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rommel said...

http://www.dnstools.com/?lookup=on&wwwhois=on&portNum=80&target=comelecncr.com&submit=Get+Info

redkinoko said...

Now why would the head honcho be the one appearing in the registries? This is really weird. Usually it's the lead network admin that appears there.

mai said...

Wow. Congrats COMELEC, you've given me and my family a very good reason NOT to vote.

Janos said...

I lol'ed

Aries said...

my address in the list was not correct. hmmm...

redkinoko said...

A lot of people have been reporting wrong addresses and birthdays. There's a fighting chance na prank to.

Anonymous said...

I've checked, it is real. FOOLS! This will be an indispensable tool for hackers, stalkers, junk mailers and the like. Blithering idiots...

aries said...

i highly doubt that this is a prank considering the huge amount of data involved. they might have gotten the bdays and addresses wrong but the names were definitely valid.

redkinoko said...

I guess it's just wishful thinking from my part that no website can look this bad and no data mishandling can be this epic.

me said...

that is because they don't know the risks of posting private information in the internet. they need to be educated. and that is the proof how ignorant they are.

ewancoo said...

They already made an action by taking out the PDFs.

Kyle said...

They took it out. The idiots probably got bombarded with complaints.

redkinoko said...

Great. Thanks for your support guys.

flora said...

Luckily, I'm not from NCR.

They are so stupid. I can understand your reaction. And yes, they have the gall to put their faces and names on the site. Like, they're proud.

I checked the page it's pretty lame. Good thing, they deleted the detailed information already.

datenshi said...

They took down the content but google already cached a good chunk of it.

The list isn't that updated, though. Most of the voter's registration dates are 1997, with a few being '01 and '03.

datenshi said...

...and apparently, an google cache and an outdated list is enough to stalk someone. Just googled a random friend, clicked "View HTML", and voila! Fresh stalking info in less than 5 minutes. =/

k_e_i_k_u_n_1_7 said...

Epic Win!

ivanhenares said...

It's actually been there for the longest time. I remember seeing those lists two years ago. Thank God I am now voting in my home province!

 

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