In this episode, Red tackles the wondrous science of attracting the opposite sex from the side of women. Because Red is sensitive, like that.
[18:48] anonymous: how do you attract a snob anti social yet uber hot guy red!!
[18:48] anonymous: telll
[18:49] redkinoko: use gayuma
[18:49] redkinoko: or be uber hot in return
[18:49] anonymous: thats hard
[18:49] anonymous: hahahah
As a recap, here are the most reliable ways to attract a man:
1. Be hot.
2. Be not ugly.
3. Be hot and not ugly.
But then again sometimes, those three are just not enough.
So we bring out our secret weapon.
[18:49] anonymous: he's not into looks ehhh
[18:50] redkinoko: I bet he's into loaded guns.
[18:50] redkinoko: as in "DATE ME OR ILL BLOW YOUR HEAD WIDE OPEN WITH THIS .45."
No guy is stupid enough to not fall in love with THAT.
[18:50] anonymous: hahahahahahhhahaa
[18:50] anonymous: NOT LIKE THAT
[18:50] redkinoko: guys love not having holes in their heads
[18:50] redkinoko: specially when they could die from it
[18:50] redkinoko: really.
I mean, between having my brains redecorate the wall and dating a girl even if I'm not interested with her, damn - there's no real contest there. I think that's the premise of a lot of "true love" scenarios anyway.
I really should start doing counseling for a living.
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4 comments:
this blog sucks, I just return, becuase at least there is an update everyday. :D
Wow man. That's awfully tasteless of you. Welcome to the fold.
Yes, be a counselor. that would be fun indeed
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