Some quotable quotes
A list of stuff written down on the various scratch papers scattered across my office desktop. All quotes posted here came from me. Death to all posers. Does not include quotes made in Azeus.
Disclaimer: May or may not contain logic, wit, or wisdom.
- I realize im as close to you now as ill ever get, for the flower can forever dream of being with the sun and never be able to do so lest the world turn upside down. The flower is the fate to which i resign, and in complacency
- There is a limit to what man can do. Success in life is knowing that of yourself and that of other people in everything that need be done.
- Never let inherent wealth become an excuse for being ignorant of how the world works. the last thing we need right now is more dumb fucks with lots of money.
- I wont tell you to shut up, it's your god-given right to be loud and stupid.
- Hot sauce to food is what apology is to bad sex. It doesnt make the experience necessarily better but it helps you get a move on.
- There's a reason why we don't use black and white for TV anymore. You cant represent the world using two colours and say it's accurate.
- A lot of things in this world that dont work out can be solved by something as simple as reading the label that reads: batteries not included.
- On batteries of wisdom: That's the good thing about batteries. Even if they dont work the way they're supposed to, returning them to the storekeep using the highest terminal velocity possible is always satisfying.
- Love is never made. it is lost at birth and found in life.
- Telling lies to somebody is a lot like serving local delicacies to a foreigner.
It would be hard to make him believe its really a local delicacy if he looks around
and see's he's the only one eating it. - If God didnt want us to have sex early in the morning, he wouldnt have given man morning wood.
1 comment:
Some of these quotes are true, most are just hilarious. Thank you for being so witty.
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