Traffic Mishaps
Why is it that no matter how f'ing obvious it is who did the stupidity in a road "accident", both drivers always come out with their arms wide open and their mouths agape like they both can't believe what had happened and that the root cause is always the "other" driver? Let's take a look at a typical cause of traffic, a car getting hit by another car from behind.
driver 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Why the hell did you have to stop like that and let me hit you doing 40 when it's only the red f***ing light?
driver 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? HAVENT YOU SEEN A RED LIGHT BEFORE?
driver 1: I'm the son of the uncle of the classmate of the guy the wife of the mayor used to be dating back in highschool! you dont mess with me and I dont need to know what a red light is!
driver 2: Well Im a police! (in my previous life) and I frequent red light districts! Don't mess with me either!
driver 1: wala yan sa lolo ko!
driver 2: mas matindi lolo ko sa lolo mo!
driver 1: aba aba aba! namemersonal ka na! wag mo idamay lolo ko dito!
driver 2: lelang mo panot!
extra driver observing from another lane (cause of traffic #3): sige nga hawakan mo sa tenga!
driver 1: *all teary eyed and stuff*... kasalanan mo ito eh...
extra children: iiyak na... iiyak na.. .IIYAK NA!
driver 2: burot!*
Well at least that's how I'd imagine things to turn out. My friend tells me, it's just a case of sindakan (a game of who gets to shock the other first). He who frets first will loose confidence and the other gets his way around. But sometimes the arguments that course through these kinds of situations can get really stupid. Stupid as in one person says "I DIDNT SEE YOU COMING SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!" and the other replies, "MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON" stupid. All in the name of shock and awe.
That or stupidity.
*For those people who didn't get to be a batang kalye (street boys) during their childhood, burot means urat. If you still dont know what that means, urat means pikon. if you still dont know what that means, that means you have to go back to basic Filipino class and ask your teacher to rip you a new one.
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