- Your name spelled backwards: Di ako marunong magspell. Pero tawag nila sakin "Pekto".
- Where were your parents born? Payatas Highlands si mommy dear. Di ko alam kung san pinanganak si tatay kasi sabi ni nanay singaw daw sya sa lupa.
- What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Sim Cityjail installer saka mp3s ng mga songs ng Cueshe. I <3 Cueshe.
- What's your favorite restaurant? Dampa - yung real dampa (as in sahig, i like authentic dining)
- Last time you swam in a pool? Di ko na maalala. Kelan ba huling bumaha?
- Have you ever been in a school play? Oo naman, bagay daw ako sa papel ni Impeng Negro. Natural na natural daw acting ko.
- How many kids do you want? As many as possible!! TEH ROXXOR.
- Type of music you dislike most? The kind that makes sense. I love Cueshe.
- Are you registered to vote? Oo naman! Sayang yung bayad ni mayor eh.
- Do you have cable? Jumper Cable. Para sa kuryente.
- Have you ever ridden on a moped? Ped lang. Pedicab
- Ever prank call anybody? Ummm sino ulit si Prank? Wala naman tumawag sakin na ganun pangalan.
- Ever get a parking ticket? Yeap! Asting ang concert nila!
- Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Ano yun? Pwede Bungee diving?
- Furthest place you ever traveled? Summit of Mt. Smokey. Muntikan pa nga ako maprosbayt.
- Do you have a garden? No, but I have various growths of mold and fungi in my body. Counted ba yun?
- What's your favorite comic strip? Xerex.
- Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Oo naman, yun nga lang ata natutunan ko sa school eh.
- Bath or Shower, morning or night? Poso, ever now and then.
- Best movie you've seen in the past month? Grease.
- Favorite pizza topping? Bread and daing bits.
- Chips or popcorn? Yung tagpipiso sa plaza.
- What color lipstick do you usually wear? Lipps Coloured Candy.
- Have you ever smoked peanut shells? Real men of the streets use rugby.
- Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Junkyard wars lang. Yung makikipagupakan ka sa mga karibal nyo na basurero?
- Orange Juice or apple? Kung anong natira.
- Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Last time ako naghapunan three days ago, with my bet Dollars. Ayan ginutom tuloy ako bigla.
- Favorite type chocolate bar? Tsoknat.
- When was the last time you voted at the polls? Nung municipal election. Naka500 din ako dun.
- Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Yesterday. But it wasn't a tomato and it wasn't my home.
- Have you ever won a trophy? Taong grasa of the Year.
- Are you a good cook? Nakatikim ka na ba ng askal-ala-pobre?
- Do you know how to pump your own gas? I even know how to pump my own water from a poso.
- Ever order an article from an infomercial? Yes, yung commercial ng Caritas Manila.
- Sprite or 7-up? Ice tubig plx.
- Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? The usual rags lang. If I want to be fashionable, meron din ako
- Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Cough syrup. Pampa high.
- Ever throw up in public? Food poisoning has become so routing from eating out of the trashcan, I throw up more than I take a crap.
- Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Kailangan pa bang imemorize yan?
- Do you believe in love at first sight? I love money and being able to have it in my pocket /tincan.
- Ever call a 1-900 number? Ano un.
- Can exs be friends? Specially if they have money.
- Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? The public doctor.
- Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? I was born postpuberty.
- What message is on your answering machine? I'm broke and starving. For the love of God, Send money plx
- What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? Jack Handey.
- What was the name of your first pet? Mr. Kuto (hulaan mo kung anong hayop sya)
- What is in your purse? I'm not sure. I haven't checked since I got this from the lady from the bus a while ago.
- Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Eat food.
- What is one thing you are grateful for today? That you're going to pay me for this interview and I get to eat and sniff rugby again.
50 Questions (TG Version)
Friday, June 30, 2006
50 Questions as answered by a fictional lubricated man of the streets (taong grasa)
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3 comments:
Damn, nagsisisi ako kung bakit ngayon lang ako pumunta dito sa blog mo (gawa pa ni FiSHCAKE). Ang galing mo magsulat! Naaliw ako sa taong grasa, hahaha.
Nagsulat ka rin pala tungkol sa BS ng LUG tungkol sa botting at RMT sa pRO. Ang sakit talaga sa ulo ng mga pinaggagagawa/pinagsasasabi nila.
Mapapadalas ako dito sa blog mo. Ang galing mo talaga. Keep it up! ^_^
Weee thanks! Thanks din Fish sa pagrecommend. Gawa tayo ng pyramid scam para dumami yung mga bikti - este readers hahaha.
hahaha okay tong taong grasa piece mo ah :D
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