Things I want to do before I die

Everybody has them. For me, it's because having goals set makes procrastinating even sweeter. Just kidding, maybe I'll fix that statement next time. I've long since reconciled with the idea that with my top 10 status in the McDonalds delivery charts and bad exercise habits (read: NONE), me living past the age of 30 is an anatomical miracle.

So, I've decided to put in here stuff that I want to do before I die. See what we have in common:
1. Publish a book - I want my name on a book. I don't know why. Maybe I just want to be responsible for the death of a couple of trees. Maybe I want my name to be remembered as "that asshole who ruined the local book industry" or maybe I just want something to be remembered by the way we all mistakenly remember Machiavelli as Satan's writer.

2. Do Standup Comedy on a big bar - Not those shitty small beerhouse bars. I want a sold-out venue filled with intellectuals to actually pay money just to watch me do what I usually do for free. Hey, it's either this dream or porn acting. Take your pick.

3. Use the MRT/LRT PA System to rap/dj/pull pranks - I'd be riding the MRT and say "VITO CRUZ STATION." when I'm EDSA. I'll count how many people will actually try to get off and realize their stupidity and try to hop back in. Then I'd close the doors already so they cant come back. NICE TRY BITCHES. Also, I want to be in control of the doors in this dream. For those smart enough or deaf enough to stay, I'd sing for them and babble about how much of a bitch life can become EMO-style. I want to see how much casualty that can generate.

4. Make out with twin hotties - 'Nuff sed.

5. Create a movie (hopefully, starring the twin hotties I made out with) - Who doesn't want their stories gracing the big screen? It's like seeing your childhood dreams win over other childhood dreams. My dreams rule. Yours suck. Talk about bragging rights huh?

These are by no means comprehensive and me doing all of them doesn't mean I'll just curl up and die already. Again, these are goes I like to procrastinate from. Maybe I'll add more in the future.

And you'd might be surprised how close I am in making them come true.