Car Accessories Are For Cars

I was looking for a new pair of loafers the other day when something interesting caught my eyes. By interesting I mean completely retarded. Ferrari is now making shoes under Fila. That's right. From the engineers that brought you the most powerful street cars in the world, they now present to the world the most impractical, ugly shoes around.

What has car racing got to do with shoes anyway? I looked at the shoe. It's bright red with enough yellow trimmings to make it look like a pizza-textured footwear. There were lots of other designs with a common obvious theme - to look as distractingly malignant as possible. What's bright red, deformed, and not Michael Jackson's nose? Answer: Ferarri shoes.

Even worse is the fact that the people who will be buying these abominations for shoes are the same people who cant afford real Ferarris even if they sold their parents to the devil. Your car aint a Ferrari so chances are it wont match with whatever shit your driving (or riding) on your way to school/work. Why buy it?

Who would really buy this shit? I mean, the next dumbest thing I can think of aside from wearing those is tacking car accessories to your body to make it more "street worthy". Like maybe attaching wipers to your chest in case you get "wet".

Then you say "Jet, Ferrari is no longer just a car. It's a fashion statement! "

Wearing carparts is not a fashion statement. If it does state anything, it just states you are an idiot with lots of money to blow and no fashion sense to back it up with. Do you see how much anything with Ferrarri patches cost? Too much for a tasteless red piece of trash.

Or maybe you'll suggest "Jet, wearing race car brand stuff makes us support our favorite teams in racing, like basketball."

I say, it's just as stupid as wearing those basketball jerseys when not playing any game. Do you think by wearing that, the team in your shirt will acctually play better? Or by some twist of fate you will be called down by the pit boss to drive the car because "you support them?"

Dream on.

Wearing car accessories will not make you go faster. Wearing those shoes wont change your idiotic driving habits. If ever. the only good thing it'll be doing for anybody is that it'll tell everybody else that you are an idiot that should be avoided.

Perfumes, cellphone casings, jeans, jackets - theyre all the same. Stop wasting your money on pointless shit. Do yourself a favor.

Buy something cheaper and more practical - like a straight jacket and a pack of rat poison.