Dogs Bite

I was peacefully browsing in the News Section of Pinoyexchange when I came across a thread that featured an article about China killing off 50,000 dogs. The threadstarter was obviously disturbed, not because the article was disturbing but because he is a disturbed person in general. I mean why would he otherwise be ranting about something so sensible? Why the fuss? It's not like we dont kill off thousands of other species everytime we go spray the house with insecticide. What's the diff?

So 50,000 dogs die. Big deal. It was for a reason anyway. Do you know how rabies kills? It's one of the most painful ways to die known to common man next to having to listen to Enya till your brain turns into a puddle of mud.

If people can kill livestock that provides food for millions of people because of a virus that could kill you in ten years exist in the meat they produce then I dont see why we cant kill animals who are generally useless unless supertrained to be otherwise.

Then you tell me "But Jet, dogs are man's best friend!"

Really now, you must be kidding me. When was the last time a dog carried you home drunk? When was the last time a dog lent you money for whiskey? Some friend your dog is. He cant even take a dump without doing it in your own yard.

And if dogs are so damn friendly, why do we have to invent dog leashes? Why do we make them houseguards? So they can be friendly to unwanted trespassers? Hypocritical losers. The dog is a man's best friend so long as it's not the master's ass he's biting with those rabid teeth of his.

Being bitten by a dog sucks. There is nothing cute about teeth sinking into your skin. Try feeding your arm your best friend dog sometime, you'll be wanting to shoot him between the eyes afterwards.

You want a best friend? How about a goldfish? It's quiet, it doesnt shit all over, and the only way it can harm you if you swallow it live and choke on it and die. In which case, you're stupid enough to deserve it. What better a friend than that?

When was the last time dogs saved a boy from the well anyway? Never. Lassie is extinct. Other than domesticated stress relievers and occassional burglar alarms, they're practically of no use, unless you consider them as meat subsitute.

And yet these animal activists still insist that dogs deserve the same rights humans do. These people. Is free time that much of a luxury nowadays that they find the time and effort to bother with animals who cant even acknowledge existence of effort from the side of humans?

Listen, if dogs are worth caring for, then so are other animals like cows and chickens. They are worse off since they get raised for the sole purpose of being killed. How do you answer to that you stereotypical cocks?

Maybe you're going to argue you're vegetarian. Do you think slaughterhouses will give a fuck whether or not a single person eats meat and really lessen the cows they kill per year?

NO.

The cow dies wether or not you want to justify the sole meaning of its existence by eating it. If cows werent meant to be eaten why are they made of beef?

Vegetarianism is like saying war wont happen if you dont watch the news about war on TV. Two words: NOBODY CARES. Hotdog wont disappear if you're the only one ignoring it, pretentious caveman.

Argument debunked, back to the topic. Animal activists say we should protect these animals because they cant protect themselves. Well now, isn't that just enough reason why we shouldn't care what happens to them? They can't even evolve proper intelligence. They're useless, period. Wiping them out won't even upset the ecosystem because dogs have long since been taken out from the circle of life, thanks to man, his "best friend".

Then, the thread starter proposes for a boycott of China. How do you do that again? By reading this you are already using at least 5 products from china. From the plastic that is used on your keyboards to the cathode ray tubes on your monitor to the cables that connect your house to the net. Wanna boycott? BURN THOSE THINGS and stay offline where your naivety is contained.

Why not boycott America England and Brazil as well? They killed all those cows. Dogs are a few genes away from cows. Dont be tools, stop being a choosy with your rules.

Humans win.

All your pets are belong to us.