Incremental Quote Update

More quotes from work. I'm not sure regarding the date of some of these. I'll once again mention the obvious - not all quotes I post here should be taken to heart, and granted it is possible, that you take none of them seriously at all.

Take inspiration from the smallest of things, they won't know what hit them.

It's not the size of the hammer that counts. It's how you pound the screw with a bang.

If Im not with you, Im against you.

So a sad basketball player walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why so BLUE? (on Ateneo's failure to take the championship title against underdog UST)

I think it's safe to say that the world's best contraceptive is the palm of your right hand.

Nothing effectively seperates two lovers more than a restraining order. (on battered relationships)

I want you to stare at the works of the Christ. I want you to not blink. I want you to be able to say, "Shit, I can do better."

What have you got to lose? With a dick in your pants and the world at your fingertips the world is your brothel and you have a fivefingered discount from God! Go and multifuckingply.

Talking to you is like being sprayed on with a new type of cologne. It's called Stupid for Men.

I don't buy my friends. I get them free out of cereal boxes.

You must be that bored to find love entertaining.

I am a comet and you are my earth. Let's get smashed baby.

Long distance relationships are like abnormal babies. you cant avoid having to have them but as much as possible, reduce the risk of actually having one.

NO MATTER WHAT IT'S TELLING YOU, YOUR PILLOW IS NOT EVIL INCARNATE

He got owned so badly, there's even a deed of sale to prove it.

He must've taken Cradle of Filth too seriously. His music sounds like a couch full of crap.

janusdust: You still do MMORPGs?
Jet: not in a while, but we're still dating.

Jet : hindi itinapon un. kasi you grow from experience.
Jet : walang nasasayang
Jet : some things are just not meant to work out, alam mo un.
Jet : we cant expect everything that happens to us to work out the way we dream them to work out
Lyra : omg,.. aray nmn
Jet : ganun lang talaga ang buhay.
Jet : planong natupad, planong napurnada. hindi importante kung alin ang alin
Jet : ang importante, may napupulot ka sa bawat nangyayari sayo
Jet : kasi hindi tayo pwede lagi na lang nagiisip kung ano ang pwede nating baguhin sa nakaraan
Jet : nakaraan na un diba? ang importante yung ngayon. ano na tayo ngayon>
Jet : yun lagi ko sinasabi sa kanya dati.
Jet : walang pagsubok na binibigay ang Diyos na hindi natin kayang lampasan.

Takot ako sa tubig. Samahan mo akong maligo please. (I'm afraid of water. Please shower with me.)