Local Funny

What's the funniest joke that you've seen on local television?

Mine has to be one from Kool Ka Lang! a sitcom in GMA. This episode aired around 1999 I think. The episode was about Raymart Santiago falling in love with a white lady. (at least as I remember it). Anyway, after Joey Marquez learned about the situation, they start talking about it. The conversation went something like this:

Joey: Ha!? Nainlove ka sa ghost!?
Raymart: Oo, pero hindi ko alam na ghost siya.

Afterwhich, Dagul, the resident midget comes into the scene.

Dagul scratches his head and shares his own experience.

Dagul: Ah oo, nangyari na rin sakin yan.
Dagul: Nainlab na rin ako na ganyan nangyari.
Joey and Raymart: HA?! Talaga!? Anong nangyari?
Dagul: Sinagot naman nya ako. Muntikan pa nga kami magkaanak eh.
Raymart: Ha eh pano kayo magkakaanak ng ghost?!
Dagul: Ah, ghost ba? Akala ko goat!

I remember laughing for at least half an hour, even after the show's ended. Bestiality reference got past the MTRCB to deliver one of the funniest jokes I've heard on local TV.

Midgets are cool.