Greift ther Abt zum Glas, greifen die Mönche zum Krug.
I'll be visiting Hong Kong for two weeks starting tomorrow. Kindly redirect all outgoing death threat messages, packages containing anthrax, severed race horse heads, and chainletters to the address made available through my external affairs office. If it's urgent, send it to Jonrald Felipe instead. No, goddamnit. I don't know who he is. Just send it to him - he'll figure it out.
Oh yeah, the joke part. Okay.
If ever you're asked what to name your kid, never name him Food, because hey, you don't want to ever have to explain why the parents of his friends say "Never play with Food."
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