Corn Friday Proverbs

Friday, August 03, 2007

Proverbs for Corny Friday. :)

If there's a wheel, there's still something to steal.

Two heads are better than one, unless you're working as an obstetrician.

The early bird should install a good antivirus.

If it rains at seven, it'll stop by eleven. But not necessarily on the same day.

Guns dont kill people. Getting big holes from bullets hitting them really really fast does.

Better late than never, if we're not talking about parachutes.

A drowning man is not troubled by rain. (Well, maybe not the 8cm tall man we've been hearing about.)

If health is wealth then what do you call money from insurance?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. (if you throw really really well)

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Lead it to the water.

Birds of the same feather are conjoined twins.

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