You know you're pretty much screwed when you see these phrases on your performance evaluations. Without further ado, here are the some of really bad evaluation entries that I thought of this morning. If you have some more, post 'em as well :)
- "... has the teamplaying ability of a deer with a group of hyenas"
- "The majority of the technical papers he submits are best used as fly swatters."
- "I wouldn't let my kids play with his kids."
- "... might do better working for our sanitation department."
- "Programming is spelled with two M's. And yes, even with British spelling."
- His flowchart diagrams make Rembrandt look like the most understandable painter in the world.
- Forrest Gump is a good movie, really. But working with a "Forrest" is totally ridiculous.
- His workarea is an ecological wasteland.
- He is to incompetence what Fort Knox is to gold.
- 23 might not be that bad an age to force retirment.
- More out of place than Martin Lawrence when he played the black football player in King Arthur's court.
- He has the technical learning curve of a common goldfish.
- Coming to work barefoot has been out of practice since the Spanish era.
- There are just some contributors our GNP can do well without.
- There are no impossibly hopeless people in this world, only this guy - whatever he is.
- I'd shoot him with a rifle if just to make sure he's open to new things.
- Justifying his salary is like trying to prove Estrada innocent. It's possible, but it ain't gonna happen anytime soon...
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"the only time i find use of his technical papers is when i have to shit.....and theres no toilet paper around...."
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