Red's New Book

After spending a couple of days in England, I've decided to write a book. Actually I've already finished it. And you can actually read the draft exclusively here in Public/Static. The Title is:

The Fine and Delicious Cuisine of England

Here's the first draft:

It doesn't exist.

The end.

Seriously. The last reason you'll have when going to England is food. Ladies, if you suck at cooking, marry a Briton. You'll be a cooking god to him.

Briton: What did you put in this? It's bloody good.
You: Salt and pepper.
Briton: Genius.

Fuck fish and chips. Buy my book when it comes out.