This Article Is Best Viewed At A 40 Degree Angle

Friday, January 04, 2008

As I was taking a look at various friendster accounts today, I realized that one thing that we may have lost over the years apart from free-spirited sex and decent literacy levels is the inherent ability of man to keep the camera straight.

Nowadays apart from getting stiffies from looking at pictures of hot women, it wouldn't be too surprising to get a stiff neck as well. Maybe in the future we can get advisory labels around websites like "This page is best seen from a viewing angle of 39.8 degrees.

Long story short, here's my take:

STOP USING WEIRD ANGLES.
PANGO PA RIN ANG ILONG MO.

There. Have a happy new year.

2 comments:

iya+jan=lurv said...

How about the cam whore angle from above? You know, you point your chin downwards, look up to the camera (or cellphone) positioned in the highest possible height your hand can go?

Bangs over one eye optional but highly discouraged.

REDKINOKO said...

Hahaha yeah those pictures taken from the so called turd-looking-up-to-ass view. They convey the same message "Here I am, step on me and your foot will smell ridiculously bad."

 

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