Tolerable: You're walking in a graveyard at night.
Somewhat Bad: Zombies start coming out of the ground.
Somewhat Horrible: Flesh eating zombies.
Horrible: Zombies start dancing.
Really Horrible: Zombies start dancing with Michael Jackson moves.
You're-fucked-now horrible: You're prepubescent.
Could-it-get-worse-than-this horrible: a zombie who looks like Michael Jackson appears.
Hell-on-earth: Indian music starts playing.
If you're still looking for the next level, don't bother. Just start running the fuck away.
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