- When you go out to watch special screenings of ET, he occassionally mumbles how aliens are being badly stereotyped.
- When he says he'll pick you up, he literally does using a tractor beam.
- Fly Me To The Moon is not a track song playing in the car. It's a date activity.
- People from immigration wearing black suits keep on following your ass.
- Whenever he mentions the telephone, his index finger glows red.
- Instead of an erection, something tubelike comes out of his mouth.
- His name is longer than your entire name combined - and he's not from Thailand.
- He doesn't think Michael Jackson is weird.
- He thinks you're cute.
- You're saying to yourself right now, "Nah, this isn't like him at all. God this is such a bad update Jet. When will you come up with updates that aren't random as hell?" But you're wrong.
That's what he wants you to think. The aliens, they're out there.
They will eat your liver when you're not looking (or when you say the bouquet of venus flowers he sent you smells like ratpoison).
Some people think I have xenophobia because I got abducted by aliens and got anally probed as a kid - don't believe those agents of the graymen, I was no longer a kid when that happened.
True story.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
ha?!!!
yay!
*gulps*
I'm in a love-hate relationship with virtual memory because of how prices are always,and I domean always falling. I absolutely hate buying Micro SD Cards for my R4 / R4i at (seemingly) a crazy bargain price only to see it become a whole lot more cheaper a couple of weeks later.
(Submitted using Nintendo DS running [url=http://knol.google.com/k/anonymous/-/9v7ff0hnkzef/1]R4i DSi[/url] WhatPost)
Post a Comment