Lazy Town = More Communism

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

People say Communism is dead. I say it's just evolving. A friend of mine showed me the video of a children's show Lazy Town singing a song about Baking A Cake. They may have fooled the rest of the world but not me. I know there's communist propaganda in that show. Just read the lyrics of this "baking a cake" song (I put in commentaries in communist red - the way they do it in soviet russia).

(Stingy)
I’ll put in some ingredients
but keep the rest for me
I’m not just disobediant
I’m careful can’t you see

Stingy is a capitalist pig (i.e. he's from the United States. See how he keeps ingredients for himself? Capitalism is bad. He's not working but look how much he's earning.

(Stephanie)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is ha-zy
you gotta do the cooking by the book
you know you can’t be la-zy

There are two things that cannot be tolerated in the soviet union: Laziness and willingness to try something new without due permission from the Comrades. Remember, being different is the first step to godless capitalism.

never use a messy recipe

the cake would end up cra-zy

The idea of being unique is once again reitrerated and lambasted. If you don't do things uniformly, there will be no cake.

if you do the cooking by the book
then you’ll have a cake

Conversely, if you do anything in pure socialist style, you will have your cake.

we gotta have it made
you know that I love cake
finally it’s time to make a cake

(Pixel)

Making food is just like science
with tools that shred and baste

Notice the usage of "shred" - to cut and "baste" - to strike. Those two activities are the basic symbols of Proletariat Propaganda. Hammer and Sickle - ring a bell?

every fun appliance
gives the food a different taste

Hammer and Sickle = fun.

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Baking Cake song? I dont think so. Maybe a "let komrad Lenin be immortalized by painting the world red" for a title suits this song better. Because in Soviet Russia, the cake bakes YOU!

Anyway so you dont doubt me that this song is not just a faker. Watch the video here:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is actaully pretty impressive

Oliver K. said...

i hate you

 

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