A Sad Day For Humanity

Friday, October 27, 2006

Just today I opened my friendster page to check on messages from old friends when I saw yet another survey. I read it and just felt sad. Sad not just for myself but for my race. This guy belongs to the same planet as me and there's not much I can do about it that doesn't land me in jail. *sigh* Society no longer rewards heroes who take care of threats to humanity. Read this, I don't even have to insert punchline comments.

1)WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
* ako si Rojinald James U. Turingan a.k.a RJ,
Procorpio Magalpopk, Zoolander at Maverick

2)WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?
* ung bubwit sa bahay kakacrush ko lng nung
katawan

3)AT WHAT SCHOOL ARE U STUDYING
RYT NOW?
* wala na graduate na ko tae

4)DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST
SIGHT?
* TANGINA mo!!!!!

5)WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
PAST TIME?
* magmaneho ng B-type Gear na tulad n rin ng F-
15 bomber kasabay na rin ang pagmumura sa
harap ng pc dahil sa lag at magpalevel ng
character sa flyff.... oo nga pala manggago din ng
serbey

6)ARE U EASILY ATTRACTED TO THE
OPPOSITE SEX,, WHICH HE/SHE IS A
CHINOTO?CHINITA?ND Y?
NO..!

7)HOW OLD ARE U?ND WAT AGE DO U
PLAN TO GET MARRIED?
* 23 tangina married kagaguhan lang yan!

**THIS OR THAT??**

8)CHOCOLATES OR FLOWERS?ND Y?
flowers na lang para may bubuyog

9)GOIN TO THE MALL WITH YOUR
GF/BF?OR GOIN TO THE BEACH?
*taong bahay ako saka wala akong GF gagu

10)HAVING A SIMPLE DATE IN YOUR
HOUSE OR ON A EXPENSIVE
RESTAURANT?
* DATE duh.... sayang pera

11)HAVING A FLIRT GF/BF OR A VERY
SHY ONE?
* ANO TO?!!! pakialam ko d2?

13)AUSTRALIA OR ITALY?ND Y?
* australia na lang magmamasteral pa ko eh

14)GOING ON A VACATION?OR JUZ
STAYING AT HOME?
*staying at home... buhat ng weights sa gym pati
na rin pagpapalvl ng mga character ko

**NAME THEM**

15)YOUR THREE BESTFRIENDS THAT
U REALLY TRUST?
* Inter inet tambay boys...

16)3 FOODS THAT U WANT TO EAT AT
THIS MOMENT?
* tangina ung 1 buwang nilaga

17)3 THINGS THAT U WISH YOUR
GF/BF WILL GIVE U?
* kung meron man... isang +7 keen Type D Strong
Intense Missile Launcher with built in Advanced
siege kit!

18)PERSONS THAT U REALLY
LOVE?
* Ako, ako, ako, ako ako, ako at ako

19)NAME 3 OF YOUR FAVORITE
TEACHERS?
*si kung sino, kung ano, at sino man siya

20)your favorite subjects?
* Doris saka si RIO

21)3 PLACES THAT U REALLY WANT
TO GO?
* Sa buwan sa pluto at sa andromeda galaxy

22)3 THINGS THAT U DO WHEN
YOU'RE IN SCHOOL?
* matulog, mangulit, manggago

23)YOUR CRUSHES?
* ung bubwit nga kakacrush ko lang nung katawan

24)NAME YOUR SIBLINGS?
* yoko nga... confidential info PAK YU

25)YOUR TOP 3 FAV. SONGS?
* lahat ng gus2 kong pakinggan paborito ko

I give up on humanity. There is no hope. We're all spiraling down to extinction.

The dinosaurs had it easy, they didnt have to put up with the gradual increase of stupid.

One meteor and then boom. Us? No. We have friendster.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

*gulps*

hindi ako fan ng friendster,..

pero natawa talaga ako sa sagot niya,..

[quote]
5)WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
PAST TIME?
* magmaneho ng B-type Gear na tulad n rin ng F-
15 bomber kasabay na rin ang pagmumura sa
harap ng pc dahil sa lag at magpalevel ng
character sa flyff.... oo nga pala manggago din ng
serbey
[/quote]

...pastime niya mang-gago ng saebey,.. ^__^ pabayaan na natin kasiyahan niya ito,.. weenkkk hihihi

Anonymous said...

10)HAVING A SIMPLE DATE IN YOUR
HOUSE OR ON A EXPENSIVE
RESTAURANT?
* DATE duh.... sayang pera


I weep with you, Red

Anonymous said...

I still can't decide who the bigger idiot is; the one who made the survey or the one who answered it

Anonymous said...

Well, i can't say if the guy is frustrated or just trying to make a reader laugh. oo nakakabastos ang mga sagot nya. Looking at his answers, he ("he" assuming that it was relly his name and it was really him that answered these nonsense) takes these questions like the way he was asked, very stupidly. But reviewing his answers, he is just trying to escape realities of "human incompetencies". Why take this survery seriously? as quoted, his favorite past time is answer stupidly a stupid question. If you were to be asked these questions would you answer every confidential detail of your life? I would rather do the same thing he did.

 

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