Best Survey Ever.

(as taken from my friendster account, Oct 18, 2006)

READ THIS SURVEY IT CHANGES YOUR LIFE AND HAPPINESS AND BAD ENGLISH

Personality Quiz/SURVEY! Answer as fast and as honestly as you can.

Interpretations at the bottom.

When was the last time you answered a shitty question list like this?

When was the last time somebody told you nobody ever reads what you write in these kinds of questions anyway?

What attention-whoring object would represent you best?

If you could meet up with God, what do you think will he do to you? (choose 2)
A) Slap you with his right hand for being such a selfrighteous twat
B) Regret ever making you.

Enumerate the last five actions you've done in this website. Explain why they're all pointing out you're a self-centered asshole.

A tree falls in the forest. Nobody sees it. Which parent do you think gave you your genetic mental birth defect?

How many siblings do you have? How many of them do you think would actually think better of you after filling out another test like this?

Choose any of the two: Egocentric or plain attention seeker?

Which part of your body do you think is the most attractive?

Why is it superficial to think any part of you is actually attractive?

What was the last message sent to your phone?

Just kidding. That was a trick question. WE DON'T CARE.

Interpretation:

If you answered any questions above - you still don't get it and you probably never will. Go play in traffic with the first 10 people in your testimonial list who posted a picture instead of a testimonial.

If you didn't answer any of the above but your face is furrowed - go play in traffic anyway - people with no sense of humor or enough wit to notice they're being hated for what they're doing routinely without being directly told so do not belong in this world. Uranus, probably, granted you can fit in there.

If you're still reading up to this point, worship me and you shall inherit the world.

Just kidding. Worshipping me is a reward in itself.

Or, you can go forward this message to all those assholes who think they're special if they can answer a bunch of no-brainer questions that say only one thing about their personalities - cardboarded, trite, and retarded.

Forward this to 10 people in the next 10 seconds and 10 people will hate you.
Forward this to 20 people in the next 10 seconds and 20 people will hate you and think you're a desperate dragwhore.
Forward this to 30 people in the next 10 seconds and 30 people will hate you enough to actually not care.
Wait, forward this to anybody and 1 person will not actually care what you wrote here.

Because nobody loves you. Go feed yourself to the nearest trashcan and press "empty recycle bin".

If you're still reading up to this point, scratching your head about what this means, I'll just have to go cro-magnon for you:

STOP SENDING BULLSHIT SURVEY/QUIZ/PERSONALITY TESTS. NOBODY CARES.

- Red