I can never get people who say they have nothing to thank their parents for. More specifically, I can never get people who say they're not thankful for their dads. If you're also thinking that way, you're missing a very big point.
Here's an idea. Next time you see your dad, give him a big hug. Say to him these words however you see fit:
Hi dad. Thank you for getting laid the night you made me. I could've ended up in the same way as a billion other potential siblings, wrapped in a Kleenex and thrown into the wastebasket or worse, sticking at the back of the seat of a cheap cinema showing cheap porn somewhere in Libertad. But you decided to inject the batch of sperm i belonged to into a woman's vagina, though I'm not sure if it was planned or not, but I ended up being born anyway so thanks.
Barring having to discuss the notion of your father masturbating, I'm sure saying those words will make you feel better.
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2 comments:
that's a crap dude. my dad would slap me if i said those things to him.
It'd be a slap of love.
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