Fathers Deserve More Credit

Monday, March 16, 2009

I can never get people who say they have nothing to thank their parents for. More specifically, I can never get people who say they're not thankful for their dads. If you're also thinking that way, you're missing a very big point.

Here's an idea. Next time you see your dad, give him a big hug. Say to him these words however you see fit:

Hi dad. Thank you for getting laid the night you made me. I could've ended up in the same way as a billion other potential siblings, wrapped in a Kleenex and thrown into the wastebasket or worse, sticking at the back of the seat of a cheap cinema showing cheap porn somewhere in Libertad. But you decided to inject the batch of sperm i belonged to into a woman's vagina, though I'm not sure if it was planned or not, but I ended up being born anyway so thanks.

Barring having to discuss the notion of your father masturbating, I'm sure saying those words will make you feel better.


andrei jon said...

that's a crap dude. my dad would slap me if i said those things to him.


It'd be a slap of love.


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