So there's this guy... (more autoquotes)

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

- So there's this guy who tries to pull off an I'm-cooler-than-thou move by saying "Handsome is my middle name." His date, being the natural smartass replies, "I knew it. You're adopted."

-It is wrong to measure a school's teaching aptitude by pointing out achievements done by individuals coming from its walls. Any genius can grow beyond what his school expects of him to become. And since the school does not provide for a genius's genes, they should not be used qualify standards. Instead, we should focus on the dropouts, the rejects. A good school can inculcate knowledge on the broadest spectrum of students - both smart and imbecilic. The fewer the dropouts, the better the education people are getting.

A good midwife isn't benchmarked on her ability to deliver a healthy baby. She's measured on how well she can successfully deliver a sickly one.

- I cant wait to start missing you.

- Talking to you makes me productive. I'd rather work than hear your incessant bitching.

- I guess im the happy idiot, too happy to be smart and too idiotic to be sad.

- Always use your heart for its true purpose - pumping blood and nothing else.

- Beauty is best appreciated in old pictures.

- Forwarded text messages are cool. They give you something to delete when you have nothing better to do.

- Because you cant say awesome without mentioning ME.

- Takot ako sa tubig. Samahan mo akong maligo please.

So there.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just one... on how you measure a good school. The one specified there is not a good way of measuring either simply coz the curriculum and the standards are not the same. Haven't you ever heard of the joke "Finals nyo, assignment lang namin" (Your final exams are just our assignements). In any case, I think there are several factors that need be considered in measuring a school:
1. teachers' abilities in the subject taught and in teaching
2. resources available to students
3. curriculum
4. pass/fail standards

 

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