Number of parties attended: 7
Number of parties where I wore the same outfit: 3
Number of parties where I blacked out so hard I couldn't remember what I was wearing: 0.2 (not sure)
Number of parties where I danced like an idiot: 4
Number of parties where I danced like an idiot half naked: 1
Number of opening prayers lead: 3
Number of opening prayers lead unprepared: 3
Roles done during a party:
Prayer lead - 3
Co-Emcee - 1
Random committee dude - 1
Angry protester - 1
Number of times I said "This is the last time I'm helping out": 5
Themes Attended:
Masquerade - 2
70s - 1
Goth - 1
No theme - 2
Crippling poverty - 1
Major prizes won: 1
Oventoasters won: 3
Starbucks GCs won: I can't remember
Perimeter over diameter: 3.14
My Company Christmas Parties, A Statistical Report
Monday, December 06, 2010
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