Manila Peninsula Mutiny Jokes

Thursday, November 29, 2007

So an armored personnel carrier walks into a bar. Bartender looks at it and says, "Manila Peninsula's across the street."

So how many mutineers does it take to change a lightbulb? 200. They all latch themselves to the bulb and then allow themselves to be spun around by Trillianes.

What did Oakwood say to Manila Peninsula? "Been there, done that."

Oakwood: "You're a little late."
Manila Peninsula: "I'm already torn."
Glorietta 2: "I'm cold and I'm ashamed, and broken on ground floor."

Sinong fairytale character daw ang nagpauso ng paguwi before 12?
Si Cinderella?
Eh sino?
Edi si Bernardo Curfew! laugh.gif


Bakit daw pumasok yung APC sa Manila Pen?
Para daw hindi kalawangin sa ulan.

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