An Open Letter To Inquirer.Net

Sunday, December 07, 2008


pictured: fucking stupid

Dear Inquirer.net,

This is not news. Stop acting like a stupid faggot trying to get your ass SEO'ed start focusing on doing real articles - full articles that make sense. Like, you know, if I take a dump, it's expected shit will come out of my ass. If a boxer goes into a match, his face is bound to swell. STOP STATING THE GODDAMN OBVIOUS just to get noticed by Google. I know we need to earn money, but damn, if your journalistic integrity were a woman, she'd be all over town already.

p.s.
It also won't hurt if you write sentences properly.

Best Regards,
People against dangerously retarded news.

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