Rugby Kids

Here's something that's been bugging me for quite some time now. Why is it that I only come across kids using rugby and solvent? Is it like the Happy Meal of drugs? Did the druglords of the Philippines meet one day to discuss how they'll expand their marketshare?

Druglord 1: So, we're here to meet today to discuss potential new niches.
Druglord 2: We're running out of washout actresses already. There's no more space up Heart Evangelista's nose for more crack.
Druglord 3: There's always Pepe Smith...
Druglord 4: He barely compensates for the drugfree rockbands nowadays. All they care for nowadays is mansex. Cueshe, damn it. Cueshe!
Druglord 1: Everybody focu - Goddamnit, Druglord2 no smoking pot until AFTER the meeting.
Druglord 2: My bad. I'm having withdrawals.
Druglord 1: So anyway, what market isnt taken yet?
Druglord 3: Nerds?
Druglord 4: And have Microsoft and Sony as competition? Fuck it.
Druglord 3: Congressmen?
Druglord 2: Jebus, don't you watch TV? That's already a saturated market.
Druglord 1: Hmm... wait. I think I have it. Kids!
Druglord 2: You mean, like, those things that appear if you don't use condoms often?
Druglord 4: Apart from burning sensations when urinating.
Druglord 2: Sooth.
Druglord 1: Yes, kids! They're basically like normal addicts, with less tattoos and body hair.
Druglord 3: You cant even make those little shits eat normal food.
Druglord 1: Then we'll make it out of something fun.
Druglord 3: Like?
Druglord 1: Uh... glue?
Druglord 4: That's it. Number one's lost it.
Druglord 2: Yeah, how do you make them like those things? Rugby stinks like hell.
Druglord 3: Well, now that you've mentioned it, so does the McDonalds Burger Mcdo.
Druglord 1: And if they can be made to like that, they'll like rugby too.
Druglord 2: Genius.
Druglord 1: Okay, so we'll make this the "druggies for kids".
Druglord 2: Perfect.
Druglord 1: Any objections?
Druglord 2: It's cool already. Are we done now?
Druglord 1: God damn it, man. You and your pot.
Druglord 2: I need my fix.
Druglord 1: If you pull that shit one more time, I swear to god I'll reveal your name. Quit being so damn high and maybe you'll make something sensible out of your life.
Druglord 2: Fuck you, nobody can ever know I'm the director of Resiklo!
Druglord 3: ...
Druglord 4: ...
Druglord 1: ...
Druglord 2: Ah fuck.

So there.