Red-visory

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dear Sir,

Thank you for visiting my site. I am not sure how my site ended up as relevant to your search for knowledge but granted that you're already here, I might as well answer your question.

No sir, it is not normal to do so. For one, it's not normal to be jerking off in a public restroom. But that's the least of your worries.

At age 48 and beyond, in your heart attack-prone years, jacking off is no longer a recreation. It's an extreme sport, just as likely to kill you as aggressive inline skating in a swimming pool filled with water.

Although it will make interesting coffee talk on your funeral, getting caught by Death waxing the funlog is nothing short of ruinous of a well-decorated lifetime career of handiwork.

My last tip? Give it up. Find a new hobby. And stay out of my website.

Cheers,
Red "I don't support wanking in public restrooms" Kinoko.

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