You know you have an overjealous girlfriend when every girl you look at merits a "WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" comment from your girlfriend. Even when the girl you're looking at is no other than your girlfriend.
You know you have a paranoid girlfriend when you get blamed for something you did, even if it only happened in her dream the previous night.
But then you know you still love this girl no matter what when you find yourself apologizing for whatever supposedly monumentally stupid thing you did in her dream, while silently cursing the you living inside her dreamworld.
Girlfriends.
(all items posted in this article are totally fictional. I swear. Please don't hurt me next time we meet.)
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Nakarelate ako! Ganyan din ako eh wahahaha. :P
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