Worse Than Crab Mentality

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

You think you have it tough dating? Try being a crab. You can't hold hands without injuring your partner, walking side by side is a bitch because you're both walking sideways, and you can't tell the gender of the other crab without having to reach down the nether regions to see if it's lalaki babae or bakla. To make things worse, you won't know if you're dating a fatty until you've gotten far enough to the point that you remove each other's shells. You'd think you're dating the hottest crab on the beach and then BAM. SEE THOSE OOZING ALIGUE? OH SHIT, HAMBEAST!

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