Party Chart In Cigarette Brands

This is the guy scale of how hot a party is, in cigarette brand terms, from suckiest to most awesome. Picture below somewhat related.


Hope - Because there's nothing else to look forward to.

Pure Menthol - Puro men, tol.

Marlboro (Country) - Population consists of only two things: Men and Horses

Camel - Only good for the humps.

Lucky Strike - You get luckies, then you get strikes.

Mild 7 - On a scale of one to ten...

Winston - Wins, tons.