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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

It's been a while - and I have nothing interesting to post, so, yeah.

Wala palang silbe sabihin ang "Pag di na ako busy, gagawain ko na ito." kasi mahirap talaga maging hindi busy para sa isang bagay na hindi mo pa ginagawa. Kung gusto mo talaga ang isang bagay, simulan mo agad. Dahil hindi lumalaki ang oras sa isang araw, kusang magaadjust na ang buhay mo para pagkasyahin lahat ng ginagawa mo. Di mo lang mamamalayan, may puwang na para sa pangarap na dapat matupad.

If some people can't believe Bin Laden is dead, I'd say that's to be expected. Half of the world believed Hitler was still alive five years after WW2 ended. Sixty years after, there are a handful dedicated some who insist that he still is, long after the Soviets owned up to hiding his body from the rest of the world.

You never forget good people even when they've passed on. The really good ones though, they haunt you with their words. It's as if the day they were whispered in your ear is no more recent than yesterday, as though they are far from being memories. It's like without you knowing, they've become a part of you.

Now that the filling's been removed, there's a hole in my lower gum that's big enough to host the next ASEAN games, which, coming from the last time we hosted it in Manila, should be an upgrade for the athletes.

Take a look at the friends of your FB friends. There's at least five of them you've never met your entire life. Take a look at their friends. There's even more people who have completely unique lives you will probably never know about. Suddenly the world seems like such a big place. Now take a look at yourself. Stalker! :)

It's not the pain from a wound that oft drives you mad. It's the maddening itching that comes afterwards.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and the king's horses and men couldn't put him back together again. The cops were onto them fast, so they had to call the right person for the job. The Easter bunny.

Bakit ganun. Parang lahat ng tao kaya nang ipaliwanag bakit nagkakaroon ng global warming pero wala pa rin makapagsabi sakin bakit may ut*ng ang mga lalaki. :| Priorities naman jan.

The day's not complete without coming across a bus trying to break the sound barrier with a 40yo Diesel engine on the freeway.

It's easier to believe in miracles when you're the one making it come true for others.

Tonight reminded me of one thing I learned recently. Every now and then you're going to have to take a sharp turn. You're going to hate the reason no matter what it is and you're not going to like the feeling of being thrown off balance. Chances are, you'll end up face first into the ground, dirty, far lower whence you were, and dignity be damned. It's going to suck, and it's going to hurt long after, but let's be honest with each other. Who would want to live life in a predictable straight line?

Daig ng maagap ang masipag. Kasi kinabukasan, pwede mo nakawin yung ginawa ng masipag.

And then, just like that, the flash of last firework faded with the evening air. "Where does the light go, mama?" Andy asked his mum. His mum lifted him up and began carrying him back home. "Oh but to sleep dear, that they may brighten up somebody else's life another day."

Wouldn't it be infinitely more meaningful if people gave flowers that weren't cut off from the rest of the plant so they don't have to die out after a few days? I know right? Well apparently, the theory doesn't doesn't add anything to the romance if you gave seeds instead. No instant gratification there. But if you ever get the balls to try, go for watermelon seeds, because hell yeah, watermelons.

Man appeared on earth about 2-3 million years ago. Man's ancestors existed even before that, which spent hundreds of millions of years branching out from the tree which towards the bottom, implies that at some point in time, we shared a common ancestor with fruit-bearing trees. While this is very hard to prove, its plausibility can be exercised by simply asking yourself "Bakit ganun yung ulo nya? Parang mangga!"

We have executive officials trying to enforce road traffic, traffic enforcers making up their own laws, law makers trying to become full time investigators, investigators who want to become businessmen, and business men who want to become executive officials. And my last company's management tells me job descriptions don't matter much. Sure.

Cars in Philippine roads are like gremlins. Sprinkle them with a bit of water and they start multiplying like crazy.

Payo sa buhay #1: Kapag binato ka ng bato, batuhin mo ng tinapay. Tapos habang kumakain sya, suntukin mo sa kwan ng sobrang lakas. Bawi ka na.

1 comment:

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I try to update my blog almost daily. There is always something to post even silly thing.


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