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Ever noticed how, guys can complement each other's articles of clothing with only the minimal level of care whether or not their praise will be interpreted as homosexual advance? Nice shirt, buddy. That is an awesome cap. or "Whoah, those are killer kicks man." It's all good. That's some brotherly love right there.

One thing you never ever hear anything about though is what is essentially the largest article of clothing you usually wear: your PANTS.

There's no easy way to do praise pants. I mean, there's no easy way to do it without sounding like you dig other guys.

Nada.

You wanna know why? Because there's no part of the pants that doesn't hint that you were looking at parts of another guy no straight guy would dare even lay a second's glance at.

Leg, buttocks, or crotch. Take your pick.

Like if you notice the guy's belt buckle, that means there's evidence that your eyes were wandering into the groinal homolust territory. Even the pants label is just a few inches of the "oh wow you were totally checking my ass out" region.

That's probably why nobody ever knows about what kind of pants are fashionable. They're the taboo of men's clothing, next to underwear of course, but you get the point.

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