Red the Wedding Planner

The following logs are excerpts from a conversation last night.

guest: hay...
guest: i still have plenty of time to think about it
nefasturis: its just a wedding
nefasturis: jebus
guest: i kno
nefasturis: you hear mass, eat cake, and smile a lot
guest: i know
nefasturis: if you're lucky some carpenter multiplies wine for you
nefasturis: if you're unlucky, somebody gets into fistfights over a piece of garter.

nefasturis: all im saying is how important can an event be if the best man is always sidetracked?

guest: is a 70K gown unreasonable?
nefasturis: lets just say if i get a 70k gown, the model wearing it better come with the goddamn package
nefasturis: here's a suggestion
nefasturis: MOVE YOUR WEDDING TO A BEACH
nefasturis: A NUDE BEACH
nefasturis: CHEAP. EFFECTIVE.
guest: haha
guest: how do we get people there eh?
nefasturis: TELL THEM ITS A NUDE BEACH WEDDING. people will go, you don't even have to do convincing.
guest: i would have loved a bora wedding but Catholic Church won't allow that
guest: haha
nefasturis: hmm how much does it cost to get baptized? 4k? 8k for you and vince.
nefasturis: 1. change religions
nefasturis: 2. nude beach wedding
nefasturis: 3. get baptized again
nefasturis: total price = 8k helluva cheaper than church+gown+wedding


guest: will you get a 70K gown for your bride?
nefasturis: There better be blowjobs in that package.
guest: ewww...
nefasturis: Depende sa stocks. If MERB goes up, sure. If MERB goes down, NUDE BEACH AHOY
guest: i don't know if it will be worth it since i will just wear it once
nefasturis: wear it to work
nefasturis: it'd be awesome
guest: haha
guest: no.
nefasturis: cosplay, caveman. do you know it?
nefasturis: if anybody asks, tell them you have a costume party to attend later
guest: no
nefasturis: party pooper. nobody goes to costume parties without a costume.


guest: i have tried on two gowns and i thought they looked nice
nefasturis: in case that fails, there's always photoshop
nefasturis: get 2 gowns.
guest: i can only march once
nefasturis: it'd be like wrestling.
nefasturis: rip your clothes open ala hulk hogan midway
guest: haha
guest: good concept
nefasturis: that'd be like BOOM! MOTHAFUCKA DIDNT EXPECT THAT DINCHA
nefasturis: then go play rap music
nefasturis: because you want your march to be bad ass

guest: one big cake or 100 pcs of small cakes? all edible?
guest: haha
nefasturis: Cake with girl inside, preferrably loli.
guest: i really like your concept hehe
guest: maybe you should be a weddin planner
nefasturis: Thanks. Go with the cake.
guest: grrr...
nefasturis: Do it.
guest: no girls in the cake!
nefasturis: Okay, kahit hindi loli.
guest: haha
guest: still no.
nefasturis: look, the cake doesnt have to be really big.
nefasturis: just enough for the girl to fit in.
guest: haha
guest: see... you want it loli
nefasturis: it helps if she's a contortionist
guest: i can't believe you
guest: haha
guest: yuck
nefasturis: im just thinking itd be cheaper for you
guest: ok no more cake questions
nefasturis: i mean, i cant really get what i want at your expense (much)

guest: we don't have gowns yet, barongs and invitations
guest: and rings
guest: and flowers
guest: and cake
guest: but i think that's about it
guest: oh yeah the list of ninongs and ninangs
guest: haha
nefasturis: and people consenting to having creatures like you mulitplying and populating our world.
nefasturis: you gotta have permits for that too.