Many people think that getting a college diploma is supposed to make things easier for you. They're wrong. Life won't be any easier on you just because you have a piece of paper with your name on it. Life is hard and it will forever be hard. In this world, the only easy day is yesterday. That diploma isn't a ticket to easyville - instead, it's a way of saying to the world that through the fires of college, you're now better equipped to weather out the harshness of the real world. It says "Here I am, I'm somebody you can't fuck around with."
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where do i enrol? ^^
Haha right. Where do we enroll!?!
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