Screw-o-Meter Rating For Zombie Attacks

Tolerable: You're walking in a graveyard at night.

Somewhat Bad: Zombies start coming out of the ground.

Somewhat Horrible: Flesh eating zombies.

Horrible: Zombies start dancing.

Really Horrible: Zombies start dancing with Michael Jackson moves.

You're-fucked-now horrible: You're prepubescent.

Could-it-get-worse-than-this horrible: a zombie who looks like Michael Jackson appears.

Hell-on-earth: Indian music starts playing.

If you're still looking for the next level, don't bother. Just start running the fuck away.